WHAT IS EROTIC ROMANCE?

A romance is a book in which the main plot centers around two people falling in love and remaining together at the end. This is known as a "Happily Ever After" or "HEA."

Pornography is depicting erotic behavior with the goal being sexual arousal for the reader to aid in masturbation.  Story-line, plot, or relationship development is not necessary.

Erotica is sexually explicit.  The plot, character growth, and relationship development center on sexual events.  These relationships are usually not monogamous, but still must include the emotions and character development which comes with writing any extended relationship.

Erotic Romance is a romance with more explicit sex than a mainstream romance, in which the sex is essential to the story.  It is romance because the main plot revolves around people falling in love and finding a HEA.  It is not pornography because the story and the romance are the main point of the story, not the sex.  It is not erotica as the romance and HEA are required.

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The 7 kinds of sex . . . 
 
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
 
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.  Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
 
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.  When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F#*k You.' 
 
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
 
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more.  She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone!
 
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex
You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
(Author Unknown)